whatleydude
1st October 2007, 12:01 PM
06:04 - Our hero awakes to discover the screen on his N95 is flickering...
06:15 - N95 screen goes dead
06:20 - 1st Call to VF CS
"Hi there..." The Dude explains the problem...
"Not a problem Mr Whatley, you are a highly valued customer, call back after 8am to speak to the right dept and we will get a replacement handset out to you first thing tomorrow..."
"Perfect, thank you very very much. VF CS are the best."
All good....
...or so we thought!
08:34 - 2nd Call to VF CS
"Hello there!" The Dude recounts the previous conversation...
"I'm dreadully sorry sir but we do not have any N95s in stock. We can either send you an envelope for you to send the phone back in for repair or you can take into a VF store who will send it off for you..
(after much to-ing and fro-ing)
"...Err, No. Thank you. I'd much rather wait until you have some in stock. The repair process takes weeks. I need a phone asap/
Our hero ponders his predicament some more... what if he calls again?
08:57 - 3rd Call to VF CS
"Good morning!" El Duderino once again explains the situation he has found himself in...
"I'm sorry Mr Whatley, we are unable to offer you a replacement handset as the N95 is not covered by our exchange policy..
"Pardon?!"
"I'm sorry Mr Whatley, we are unable to offer you a replacement handset as the N95 is not covered by our exchange policy..
"That's not good enough, that's completely different to everything else I've been told so far and I do need a phone sooner rather than later.
"Sorry Sir, you were misinformed. Your nearest store is in Slough..."
"Well, I am deeply disappointed with the level of service I have received today. Good bye."
Surely this cannot be the end for our hero?! Surely he must be united with his phone soon?!
09:24 - 4th Call to VF CS
"Hello there, would you be able to put me through to your store in Slough please?"
"Of course Mr Whatley, just looking that up for you now. While I'm looking Sir, is there anything else I can assist you with today?"
"Ah yes, now that you mention it... How would I go about escalating a customer complaint? I'm slightly perturbed about the level of customer service I've received from you.. well.. not from You personally, but from the previous agents I've spoken with.."
"Well.. er.. yes. Of course sir, I am very sorry to hear that.. would you mind telling me the problem? I'll make a note and make sure it gets passed to the relevant managers...
...the Dude does so, with gusto... ending with..
"...and of course I understand that none of this is your fault. I'm not screaming and shouting and I'm not a nasty customer. I'm just a nice man, who is a true evangelist of Vodafone, and ultimately VF's CS, who needs a phone for his personal and professional life."
"Well I'll make sure that gets passed on Sir.. and if you hold the line for a second.. I'll just speak to my manager..."
Holdeth the Dude.
"...Hello there Mr Whatley, we can get a replacement N95 out to you tomorrow.. is that ok with you Sir?"
There's not much else I can say really is there?
06:15 - N95 screen goes dead
06:20 - 1st Call to VF CS
"Hi there..." The Dude explains the problem...
"Not a problem Mr Whatley, you are a highly valued customer, call back after 8am to speak to the right dept and we will get a replacement handset out to you first thing tomorrow..."
"Perfect, thank you very very much. VF CS are the best."
All good....
...or so we thought!
08:34 - 2nd Call to VF CS
"Hello there!" The Dude recounts the previous conversation...
"I'm dreadully sorry sir but we do not have any N95s in stock. We can either send you an envelope for you to send the phone back in for repair or you can take into a VF store who will send it off for you..
(after much to-ing and fro-ing)
"...Err, No. Thank you. I'd much rather wait until you have some in stock. The repair process takes weeks. I need a phone asap/
Our hero ponders his predicament some more... what if he calls again?
08:57 - 3rd Call to VF CS
"Good morning!" El Duderino once again explains the situation he has found himself in...
"I'm sorry Mr Whatley, we are unable to offer you a replacement handset as the N95 is not covered by our exchange policy..
"Pardon?!"
"I'm sorry Mr Whatley, we are unable to offer you a replacement handset as the N95 is not covered by our exchange policy..
"That's not good enough, that's completely different to everything else I've been told so far and I do need a phone sooner rather than later.
"Sorry Sir, you were misinformed. Your nearest store is in Slough..."
"Well, I am deeply disappointed with the level of service I have received today. Good bye."
Surely this cannot be the end for our hero?! Surely he must be united with his phone soon?!
09:24 - 4th Call to VF CS
"Hello there, would you be able to put me through to your store in Slough please?"
"Of course Mr Whatley, just looking that up for you now. While I'm looking Sir, is there anything else I can assist you with today?"
"Ah yes, now that you mention it... How would I go about escalating a customer complaint? I'm slightly perturbed about the level of customer service I've received from you.. well.. not from You personally, but from the previous agents I've spoken with.."
"Well.. er.. yes. Of course sir, I am very sorry to hear that.. would you mind telling me the problem? I'll make a note and make sure it gets passed to the relevant managers...
...the Dude does so, with gusto... ending with..
"...and of course I understand that none of this is your fault. I'm not screaming and shouting and I'm not a nasty customer. I'm just a nice man, who is a true evangelist of Vodafone, and ultimately VF's CS, who needs a phone for his personal and professional life."
"Well I'll make sure that gets passed on Sir.. and if you hold the line for a second.. I'll just speak to my manager..."
Holdeth the Dude.
"...Hello there Mr Whatley, we can get a replacement N95 out to you tomorrow.. is that ok with you Sir?"
There's not much else I can say really is there?