Hands0n
11th February 2007, 06:18 PM
In common with a lot of other mobile network operators (and ISPs for that matter) the English language meaning of "Unlimited (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/unlimited)" has been redefined, in my opinion. It does, then, grate on the senses to find the language being eroded by corporate misuse of simple terms and expressions in a blatant marketing bid to the great unwashed, otherwise known as the Customer.
We see other examples such as "Free" on the Internet being nothing of the sort other than a crippled version of some software. Entirely useless for anything save a cursory evaluation of the product before paying, often handsomely, for the full version.
A sign of our times maybe - but I really don't think we should take this corruption of the English language lying down. Unfortunately, our regulators and other officialdom do not agree, and so we have the spectacle of unfettered corporations mis-selling.
Turning to the specific topic of this thread, I do get there eventually, I have been having a peruse of Vodafone's use of the word "Unlimited" in its Home Broadband offering. Their Fair Use Policy (http://online.vodafone.co.uk/dispatch/Portal/appmanager/vodafone/wrp?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=template12&pageID=PTC_0033) is written in refreshingly plain English language. It is, in a nutshell, very simple to understand - if not a bit wordy and lengthy at times, not unexpected of a legal document.
So, what do Vodafone exactly mean by "Unlimited"? Blimey, that's a hard one to answer! Simply because Vodafone are quite unspecific (unlike others). The section of their document that relates to "Unlimited" use of the broadband facility merely states:-
3. Download limits
3.1 In normal use the Broadband Service allows unlimited data transfer over our network. If, however, we reasonably believe that your use of the Broadband Services, including (but not limited to) the total amount of data which you download or upload, is not consistent with normal, fair and reasonable use of the internet then we will be entitled, at our option, to: impose limits on the amount of data which you may transmit; charge you reasonable additional data transfer charges; or suspend or terminate the Services.
3.2 Wherever reasonably possible we will give you written notice before taking any such action, and allow a reasonable period to allow you to modify your use.
There it is - all very fluffy and indistinct, leaving the door wide open for Vodafone to apply almost any meaning to the word "Unlimited". Use of words such as "normal, fair and reasonable use" make for a terribly difficult policy to actually enforce legally, I would have thought. "Normal, fair and reasonable use" in whose eyes? Tested in a court of law this would be ripped to shreds I would have thought.
So what, exactly, are Vodafone playing at? Similarly to T-Mobile, they've left the gate wide open for truly "Unlimited" use. On the one hand they threaten a rather large stick to beat you with if you consistently go outside their FUP terms, such as they are. On the other, they say that they will, if possible, liaise with you prior to taking any such action.
I guess that, in the final analysis, it will take a rather unscrupulous Customer of theirs to trigger their FUP. Given the wording, I doubt that even heavy users of their broadband offering will get caught in the FUP net.
Do you know of anyone who has had the FUP slapped on the table?
We see other examples such as "Free" on the Internet being nothing of the sort other than a crippled version of some software. Entirely useless for anything save a cursory evaluation of the product before paying, often handsomely, for the full version.
A sign of our times maybe - but I really don't think we should take this corruption of the English language lying down. Unfortunately, our regulators and other officialdom do not agree, and so we have the spectacle of unfettered corporations mis-selling.
Turning to the specific topic of this thread, I do get there eventually, I have been having a peruse of Vodafone's use of the word "Unlimited" in its Home Broadband offering. Their Fair Use Policy (http://online.vodafone.co.uk/dispatch/Portal/appmanager/vodafone/wrp?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=template12&pageID=PTC_0033) is written in refreshingly plain English language. It is, in a nutshell, very simple to understand - if not a bit wordy and lengthy at times, not unexpected of a legal document.
So, what do Vodafone exactly mean by "Unlimited"? Blimey, that's a hard one to answer! Simply because Vodafone are quite unspecific (unlike others). The section of their document that relates to "Unlimited" use of the broadband facility merely states:-
3. Download limits
3.1 In normal use the Broadband Service allows unlimited data transfer over our network. If, however, we reasonably believe that your use of the Broadband Services, including (but not limited to) the total amount of data which you download or upload, is not consistent with normal, fair and reasonable use of the internet then we will be entitled, at our option, to: impose limits on the amount of data which you may transmit; charge you reasonable additional data transfer charges; or suspend or terminate the Services.
3.2 Wherever reasonably possible we will give you written notice before taking any such action, and allow a reasonable period to allow you to modify your use.
There it is - all very fluffy and indistinct, leaving the door wide open for Vodafone to apply almost any meaning to the word "Unlimited". Use of words such as "normal, fair and reasonable use" make for a terribly difficult policy to actually enforce legally, I would have thought. "Normal, fair and reasonable use" in whose eyes? Tested in a court of law this would be ripped to shreds I would have thought.
So what, exactly, are Vodafone playing at? Similarly to T-Mobile, they've left the gate wide open for truly "Unlimited" use. On the one hand they threaten a rather large stick to beat you with if you consistently go outside their FUP terms, such as they are. On the other, they say that they will, if possible, liaise with you prior to taking any such action.
I guess that, in the final analysis, it will take a rather unscrupulous Customer of theirs to trigger their FUP. Given the wording, I doubt that even heavy users of their broadband offering will get caught in the FUP net.
Do you know of anyone who has had the FUP slapped on the table?